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You Are 21 Months Old

You are 21 months old.

You kiss all the “boo boos” on the banisters:

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You say “hi” as sweetly as possible after you get scolded.

You have met Santa a few times and you think it’s fun that he waves at you, but you are not inclined to get very close to him.

You have a toy phone, but you use the TV remote to call your grandma in India.

You are cutting at least one molar. We know because you are gnawing on everything, including your fingers, like you’re four months old again.

You understand that sheet music is to songs as books are to reading. Luckily, the music we have out is at the “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” level, so Mama can play it for you.

You are happy to mix up a pretend drink for yourself while Mama cooks, though you sometimes require her assistance with pouring in some pretend salt or honey (two of your favorite taste treats).

You are trying like hell to draw a circle so you can draw a cat. Which explains why you scribble over every cat we draw for you — you’re teaching yourself to draw. Duh.

You occasionally claw at Mama’s face, usually when you’re tired or scared. But we still have chats about why that’s not okay.

You will now eat hard-boiled egg whites if there’s enough seasoning on them. You will also eat cheese crackers because Elmo is on them.

You demand music during car rides.

You adore your play food and are particularly fond of making sandwiches. Cheese-lettuce-whole cucumber-and-pretzel sandwiches. You also like to send the lemon, ear of corn, and tangerine on short trips into space.

You are also really into some soft play tunnels we just brought out, and the few new books we’ve gotten you recently.

You want to run all the time: Before diaper changes, after diaper changes, freshly out of the car, as soon as you finish your morning bottle. But most interestingly, when you are a little uncertain or shy about a social situation.

You encountered your first train table last week. We more or less had to rip you away from it when the train store closed. Now we’re figuring out how to fit one on our main level.

You are 21 months old. How did that happen?

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News flash: Not only can babies not tell time, they don’t give a crap about time changes. Thus my little bundle of joy was up at 5. And because he’d also been up at 2, he was a bit less of a joy than usual.

And so I deployed one of my failsafes: I took the crabby baby to the grocery store. Between all the stuff to look at and all the people to say hi to, it never fails to buy me an hour of happy baby time. This time, it also brought unexpected boons.

On the drive there, I pass the second-largest urban park in the country: Forest Park, currently drenched in full-on postcard-level fall color. This morning around 6:30, it was also frosted and foggy and an utter work of art.

As much as I cringe at the amount of money we spend at Schnucks, I adore several of the checkout people, and one in particular. He was working one of the two lanes that were open, so I headed for his register. He noticed that the baby was not in top form (he’s given us enough stickers to know) and made a remark about how parents can always tell then their kids aren’t feeling well. Then he leaned in and said something so softly I couldn’t hear it. The second time, I got it. “I used to smoke pot.” He looked to both sides. “My mom always knew, and I never understood how she knew. Then when I had my own kids, I could always tell by their eyes when they weren’t right. I finally figured out how she did it!”

That story had me chuckling all the way home. And I took the long way home, through the park, since it was still very pretty. Supertramp’s “Long Way Home” came on the radio (the baby demands music in the car, and I am happy to comply). I had my hazards on because I was dilly-dallying, and I passed a car pulled over, with its passenger door open and three of the four passengers out of the car, running across a meadow with actual cameras in pursuit of the best remaining shots of the frost and mist. And I swear I am not making this up: They were all Asian.

Just before I made the turn away from the park I passed a few enormous trees with rays of misty sun filtering through to the ground. I was gobsmacked enough and tired enough to cry just a bit, and then I thought, wow, I would have missed all these amazing, funny, gorgeous things if not for the time change. And a baby who doesn’t give a crap about it.

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Once a week for the past month or so, I’ve been kissing my son and husband goodbye and heading to another part of town to sing with people I’ve only recently met. I am not perky at practices, but I do my best to get my part right and generally be a good band member until I beg off at 9 p.m. This is ridiculously early by rock-n-roll standards, but necessary if I’m to get through the next day of parenting with a minimum of zombie brain moments. My band leader is exceedingly gracious about my early departures.

So why do I stay up late and slog myself through the next day? Singing well with a group of people is for me like I imagine hitting the jackpot is for a gambling addict. It’s one of the best feelings I can feel, a happy place I can nestle into and know that I am unquestionably where I belong. I also think it gets me high, though that part is more alchemical than rational.

Also, I get to pet the world’s softest chihuahua:

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Further, I’m working on a really cool project — Anne Sexton’s poem Snow White, set to music by Ann Hirschfeld, the latest effort of the St. Louis collective called Poetry Scores. If you live in town and would like to see and hear the fruits of our labor, head to Mad Art on Friday, November 8. Doors at 6, free admission, cash bar, performance at 8, with artworks and food based on the poem out for all to consume. Here’s a link to an eloquent and detailed description of the event.

Hope to see you there.

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What’s This?

Here is a photo of a common beverage:

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You’re thinking, “Yeah. Milk, no big deal.”

Wrong.

Not milk.

Meeps.

At least that’s what we call it at our house, now and forevermore.

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The other day I received my (free!) introductory copy of Parents magazine. It was bundled with a few promotional pieces, including this one:

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Let’s take a closer look at that middle ad, for a free nursing cover (prior to 2005, they were called receiving blankets).

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For the record: I’m all for breastfeeding. In fact, I used to do it myself and I can tell you, every single time I popped my nursing bra open, I made damn sure I had my Bump-It in and my sparkly stilettos on. And then I perched on my pale green nursing chaise longue and made bedroom eyes at the corner of the room.

See, that’s our dirty little secret: Motherhood really *is* terribly glamorous.

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20130109-070819.jpgBaboo (not his real name) is rendered slack-jawed by the TV. We don’t let him sit and watch it, but he catches a glimpse now and then as he’s being carried through to another room. Sometimes his entire body starts vibrating, like he can’t physically handle what his bitty little eyes are taking in.

The American Pediatric Association recommends that children under two watch no TV at all. They have no policy on how much time babies should or shouldn’t spend with their parents’ smartphones and tablets, but one assumes the recommendation would be similarly strict. (Farhad Manjoo, my favorite tech writer and quite a smart person, has written eloquently in favor of limited screen time.)

My issue with the TV is more one of quality time than moral fiber. The baby sleeps 12 hours a night and takes two or three naps totaling, on average, four hours. So he’s awake for roughly eight hours a day. Subtract time for eating, diaper changes and getting ready for naps and bed. Subtract more time for running errands with me. Subtract a bit more for me carrying him around as I move the laundry along or head upstairs for the eighth time because I once again forgot to bring down the whozit. Or the whatzit.

I’m not a big math person, but I know that doesn’t leave tons of time to just play. And I don’t need silly math to know that — every day, I feel like I fight the rising tide of housework to get one-on-one time to play with the baby, or watch him play, or read to him, or let him plunk on a keyboard.

And yet, he gets screen time almost daily, because my mother-in-law lives in India and we Skype with her. She was here for an extended visit shortly after Baboo was born, and left when he was nearly six months old. Often, because of the time difference and scheduled power outages on her end, we Skype as I feed the baby his breakfast.

A few weeks ago, we had Avva up (grandma) on the iPad and she said, “clap, clap.” And Baboo started clapping. I was flabbergasted. 10 months old, and interacting with a person on a screen.

Surely that’s not going to stunt his intellectual development.

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For a few days, I’d been clapping along to the (short, slightly annoying, electronic) songs issuing from the musical table. Then I’d clap and say “yay!” when the song ended. Baby Baboo (not his real name) would look at me and flap his arms in excitement. He loves that table and all the noises that come out of it.

Yesterday afternoon, around three, he was playing at the table by himself while I was cooking. He seemed to be banging his hands together whenever a song ended.

Hoy crap, I thought, I think he’s clapping. I started pausing my work to clap along with him whenever he clapped. He clapped with me, over and over, and got better at it as he kept doing it.

I almost cried. I’m completely serious.

A few hours later, when I was feeding him, he started clapping after every bite. Which was of course adorable unless I didn’t get the yogurt spoon out of the way fast enough, and then it was adorable and messy.

Maybe I shouldn’t have started saying, “Y for yogurt! Y for yummy!” Y for yay!” after every spoonful of yogurt…

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About an hour ago, a big Salvation Army truck began backing gingerly down the (not terribly wide) communal driveway behind our house. I figured the baby would enjoy seeing what was making the beeping noise, so I took him out on the deck to watch.

He kicked his chubby little legs in excitement (easily one of the top five cutest things he does). I narrated the scene: “Look, the driver is being very careful! He’s backing up…. now he’s going forward a little bit. Ooh, the wheels are turning to the left! Now he’s going to go back some more!”

Riveting stuff, I know.

Baby Baboo (not his real name) has begun waving bye-bye, sort of: He will reliably flap his left arm up and down when you say “bye-bye!” and wave. Sort of an embryonic bye-bye wave, but still, I think it counts. This seemed like the perfect opportunity to practice.

I said “bye-bye,” and waved. He flapped his arm. We repeated this sequence a few times before the driver noticed us and started waving. We waved and flapped happily until the truck pulled away.

Good times, for sure. And I suspect the driver enjoyed it, too.

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I have nothing to kvetch about today. I pondered for a bit but all I came up with was formula lumps. And there’s not much to say about that. They’re gross. Ew.

Um… Here, look at this nice photo of autumn leaves:

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Seven and a half months ago, my baby was legally blind. Now he makes eye contact with me from across the room.

When he was born, he would look around for the source of a sound. Now he giggles when I sing “Pattycake” to him.

He always liked to noodle with his hands (hence the early nickname of Mr. Burns). This morning he held and inspected a spoon for a good five minutes.

And as of today, I’ve been married for five years.

All utterly mind-blowing. In the best possible way.

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