Recently I’ve been napping more because the kiddo has been sick, and even though I’ve been exhausted I haven’t always been able to fall asleep because my brain can’t stop fixating on weird things. The other day, it was on a roll thinking of phrases that sound funny when you replace one word with “baby” or “babies.”
For example:
– A good baby is hard to find.
– When baby talks, people listen.
– Let sleeping babies lie.
– Nobody expects the third baby.
– Babies heal all wounds.
– You have to break a few eggs to make a baby.
– Who’s afraid of the big bad baby?
– ‘Cause every girl’s crazy about a smart dressed baby.
– Babies never strike twice.
This game is even funnier if you play it with the word “poop”: Nobody expects the third poop. You deserve a poop today. Poop, there it is!
And yes, I do know I need to get out more.
Mama-Come-Lately 
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