Mama-Come-Lately

Damn, that was a killer flip turn.

Will my stupid broken toe ever quit bugging me? And why can’t I remember to tape it before I swim?

Why that lady is wearing shorts? Looks like she’s going to swim laps.

It would be cool to have prescription goggles so I could kind of see stuff while I swim.

What is THAT? Maybe it wouldn’t be cool to see better underwater.

So apparently I will never be able to swim backstroke in a straight line. Jesus.

Shorts lady is the the water, without shorts. Did she really think we couldn’t deal with the sight of her thighs? Poor thing.

Okay, I flipped over just like before, so why is my head pointing at the bottom of the pool?

Huh, backstroke is a lot easier if I rock my torso side to side when I pull my arms down.

I wonder if I can get away with one trip to Target this week?

I’d really like to live in Paris for a while. Or Tokyo.

Where does that guy get off telling me I should have been swimming against the wall? Doesn’t he know the first one in the lane gets to pick what side they want? Amateur.

Why do my legs feel so heavy today?

Why do I feel so spazzy doing dolphin kick? Well, at least it’s getting easier.

No, I really need to pop into Target. Crap. Why do we always need more stuff?

Damn, that was a killer flip turn.