We picked out a card we knew Daddy would enjoy — it referenced heavy metal and made lots of buzzy noise. He loved it.
We went to take care of Grammie’s yard before it got too hot. You loved it.
We went to the grocery store to pick up a few of daddy’s favorite treats, and you picked out his favorite juice. He loved that.
You woke Daddy up with a sweet “good mornin’ Daddy!” right after Mama asked you to quietly blow him a kiss. He loved it.
You helped Mama make Besitos de Coco, and you stuck with it long past the point where you usually wander away (right after you taste all the sweet ingredients). Mama loved that, mostly. She’s a Virgo. She has issues with messes. She’s getting better.
You filled up (and popped) a bunch of water balloons with Daddy. You loved it, Daddy loved it but got a bit overheated.
You smashed your face into the only hard part of the couch during a game of “keep the balloon off the floor”. Nobody loved that.
Your front left tooth (the same one that needed a root canal a few years ago, of course) was bloody and wiggly. Nobody loved that.
Your dentist called Mama roughly three minutes after she left a message with his weekend service. She loved that.
Your dentist said the tooth was probably okay but to call the office first thing Monday to schedule an X-ray. Nobody loved that.
You decided you still wanted to help Mama make Daddy’s favorite cakes (yes, plural — warm caramel cakes) even though your tooth was bugging you and you were worried about the X-ray appointment. Mama loved that.
Daddy didn’t realize we were making his favorite cakes until after his Father’s Day nap. We all loved that.
Your dentist’s scheduler called Mama 15 minutes before the office opened on Monday, and said we could come in later that morning. Mama loved that. You did not love that, but felt better about it once Mama explained there would only be an X-ray and a quick exam.
Your hygienist told Mama you did great and kept asking what was next. She loved that, and told you there was nothing more for you to worry about.
Your dentist told us your tooth is going to be just fine as long as you don’t chomp down on anything hard for about a week. We all loved that.
Your dentist’s cashier told Mama that insurance will cover everything. Mama and Daddy loved that.
You helped Mama with the weekly Target run, and she got you several treats (nothing sugary!) to celebrate the good news. You loved that.
When people ask what he did for Father’s Day he can tell them, “Ain’t nobody’s bizmuth but my own.”
Har! Thanks for reading!
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