Mama, I’m peeing in my diaper!
Are you? That’s very interesting, thanks for sharing that with me.
Mama, I’m scared.
I promise you won’t fall in.
Don’t look at the poop! It’s a private poop.
Okay, I won’t look at it.
Mama, I peed on the potty and now I want a gummy bear.
Wash your hands first.
I want to poop in a diaper! I want to poop in a diaper! I want to poop in a diaper!
No, honey, you’re a big boy now.
Are you so proud of me, Mama?
I’m so proud of my big boy!
I don’t want pants! I don’t need pants!
We put on pants when company is coming, honey.
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